Know Which Rock Stars Suck In Bed And Those Is Hung Like Ponies (According To Some Anonymous Groupies On Reddit)

Know Which Rock Stars Suck In Bed And Those Is Hung Like Ponies (According To Some Anonymous Groupies On Reddit)

Enjoyable Reddit possibility alert! Redditor Bhighkin placed a call off to the previous groupies of Reddit to generally share her NSFW sexcapdes with rock stars. Just what ensued comprise a number of unreliable, friend-of-a-friend, hookup stories-turned complete Reddit fuckery featuring Darius Rucker of Hootie and Blowfish, Chad Kroeger, John Mayer, Eddie Vedder, Harry types, DMX’s mommy (!) and a few considerably famous pees exactly who aren’t also rockstars. Know which adore “rough anal“, that is means into buttholes, who is asexual, and that has a large penis, it is usually too wasted receive up. I’ve incorporated various tidbits after the leap.

“A girl I once had an on again, off again fling with possessed intercourse with Darius Rucker (hootie from hootie additionally the blowfish). She mentioned he had been a fantastic lay, a perfect gentleman, and even sang to the girl in the morning while he produced the girl breakfast. In Route out he thanked their if you are good variety and stated she had a beautiful household.”

“friend of a roommate’s mommy banged DMX. we have their numbers from the lady cellular phone but his answering device content is only him barking for half a minute.”

“At the club we just work at previously (possibly five) child stone was available in one night after playing the downtown area. Well the guy struck it off with one dancer named fate. They went back to his journey coach, in which they have banged up-and did they deed. She supposedly installed out with your for per week. And apparently the guy wants crude anal. Thus there’s that.”

“Mid 90s I became on the highway a bit with Eddie Vedder. Absolutely nothing intimate eve happened between us. He was actually exceptionally tame and mellow. Didnt need medications, drink too much, and was actually types of asexual.We used to simply discuss the meaning of lifestyle all night at a time.”

“My friend’s cousin dated Derek Jeter for a time along with keys to his apartment. According to the tale she registered 1 day to track down your butt ass naked on their settee seeing highlights of themselves and bumping their upper body along with his fist claiming ‘YEAH JEETS, YEAH JEETS.’”

“i am aware a lady just who always attach with Chad Kroeger from Nickelback all the time.

Said he is hung like a pony which kinda pisses myself down.”

“A friend of my banged Stephen Jenkins, top honors singer of Third eyes Blind. She got forward row at a concert on college she gone to.. He told her ahead backstage following tv series and chose 2 more haphazard babes too. After obtaining a closer look at all of them, he selected the lady and grabbed the lady back into their trailer. I heard it absolutely was sweaty and then he really was fucked up (but what did you count on??)”

“I worked as a barmaid in several pubs in Camden community for five decades when it was indie central, and so I surely got to hang around with a lot of bands…Julian Casablancas features a massive penis but had been typically too shagged receive hard.”

“I’ve produced a throwaway because One Direction lovers terrify me. I’m from NY and got in chelsea on break from school up north. We went to the best cupcake shop and went into Harry Styles. (You don’t can become a 20 year old united states girl without identifying the musical organization people in one direction.) I tipped your down your yellow velvet cupcakes are the best of the whole lot and made an exit. This shop is on a pretty quiet street (among outdated cobbled people: some of the the satisfied), therefore I turned around whenever I read “excuse me.” There clearly was Harry, recommended cupcake available. The guy stepped to your block with me there was an auto awaiting your. I imagined severely about merely going homes, but I became sure it was the type of adventure that doesn’t occur twice, therefore I got in as he offered. We drove available for a long time behind tinted house windows speaking casually, and in the end finished up at their hotel. He got completely with a security man that were seated right in front seat and told the driver to just take me personally a couple blocks out, giving me personally information to locate their handler in resort. It had been honestly surreal and I think he was becoming a little bit ridiculous until We watched the literal mob of adolescent ladies in front doorway. We worked my ways through audience (nobody quit me because I wasn’t with Harry.) Remarkably, their slightly unclear guidelines panned around and I also wound up inside the room. We’d great conversations, close intercourse, and excellent champagne, at which aim the guy needed to put for most element of his job, so I headed out from the lodge outside after dark mob of lovers. It had been a really bizarre experiences, and finally personally i think harmful to him after witnessing most of the smoking and decorative mirrors that gone into an informal day. The guy seemed like an effective chap, and that I hope he’s succeeding, but I have no desire for a repeat. I’m a really exclusive person and was reluctant to use the likelihood of my personal name or image leaking…oh my jesus the amount of manhood specific inquiries. He previously a somewhat bigger than average (in my opinion, which genuinely is not huge) penis. It absolutely wasn’t secure in glitter therefore didn’t smell like sunflowers, only a pretty typical penis which he put to decent need.”

“One nights, John Mayer folded through community during one of is own tours. After their tv show, stated pal of ex-girlfriend produced the lady long ago phase and had gotten welcomed to hold away with John. Once more, this is exactly this lady thing and she’s effective in. Rather uneventful crap up until now, but it seems that at some point while in the experience the girl and John began to write out rather highly. This sooner create, during the heat of the moment, John bending into this girl’s ear and whispering, “Let me see your drilling butthole”. Word after word, this is (obviously) that was said. I don’t know if mentioned butthole was actually ever before shown to Mr. Mayer, but I’d like to think it was.”

“I found myself at a John Mayer show and me and a buddy were invited backstage to ‘hang away.’ When we got back truth be told there the guy expected united states whenever we happened to be fine with him fisting either folks. As Soon As We mentioned no, he chuckled at united states, called united states ugly, and kicked you on.”

“Not me personally, but I’m sure of two ladies who have a threesome with Thom Yorke in 2008.

Seemingly he was at a crude spot together with wife/girlfriend but they’re nevertheless together so possibly things are much better today. They managed to get for the following celebration immediately after which to Thom’s hotel. He likes Asian girls. Among babes ended up being Asian, and 20 something, the other is a blonde 40 things who had been bi and would connect making use of Asian female which her boyfriend didn’t head. The sweetheart was an extremely well recognized artist himself having tape-recorded albums of Radiohead protects and whom himself is actually an admirer, therefore presumably he had been good making use of hookup. Thom stated he’d compose a song on her, and Lotus rose is the result. Another group users don’t fool around on your way, and Thom does not very often, seemingly.”

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